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Questions

I got this inmy box and could not resist!


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there…
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats & Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at
all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!!
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor…isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: T…

Drama Queen

I know, when I paused after reading the topic, I tried to see it from a reader's point of view. I'm sure you'll be thinking along this lines: she's about to talk about some chick that loves to act life out, that loves to be the centre of attention 24/7.

I am glad to tell you that you are wrong!

I am about to lament to YOU about my life!

I need to know
Why everytime I am about to step up to the next level in my life, its never automatic

I need to know
why everytime I am supposed to just go through a particular session or phase, its never like everyone else's

I need to know
why I had to attend 3 primary schools instead of one.

why I was not allowed into secondary school from primary 4 and my brother was rushed through

why I had to attend two secondary schools

why I had to do GCE twice, WAEC once, NECO once, just because I was looking for credit in Chemistry, even though i had As in all the other subjects.

why I had to be given a fake score in the JAMB I needed to use to process …

THIRTEEN YEARS AGO

THIRTEEN YEARS AGO
"Why wont you talk to him?" Bo asked me with frustration written on her face. She didn't couldnt understand. I liked this guy so I could not possibly talk in his presence.
"Ok," Bo said, as we got nearer to his class. "Bring the note and the Milo I'll give him for you, but this is the last time."
But of course it wasn't the last.
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"The holidays are here," whispered Bo on the assembly. She had left her JSS 1j line and come to join me in my JSS1c ,ine so we could chat during the assembly.
"I cant wait to go home," I whispered back.
"I'll miss you," she whispered.
"I'll miss you even more." I replied. "My mum is coming to pick me this time."
"Great," replied Bo. "I can meet her finally. Just make sure we see before you go, so I can give you my address."
"I dont know anywhere in Lagos" I replied.
"Don't worry," Bo soothed with her ch…