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True or False

1. Wifey
2. Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off

1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the
women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY
She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to
see her with another man....BUT he will cheat
on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if
he gets caught or fucks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be
screwed, and NEVER be happy again.
Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy
for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house.
Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day.
Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection...which
might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very
active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next
Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place.
Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time
every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but
that’s as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in
case Wife really really fucks up, she can be replaced in a matter of
weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her
Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as
Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece.

Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely private and hates causing a
scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey
and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl
is a master of disguise as well.

3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex or other
pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3some or
some late night head after the club.
When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually
the one to hold him over for a few hrs.
He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex,
but normally that only happens one week during the month.
Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most
of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs.
Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other
somehow....we kinda think there is a or something. Try
to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to

move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn’t know
how to go about it.
They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with
his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname
because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he
only recalls how fat her ass was.
The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl
is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father.
The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she
is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you
and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting
in the mall when you are with Wifey
(something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about
Jump Off...

She ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.


ASUU has called off their strike. They actually said they have 'suspended' it. Praise God for our country o. I don't know the logic of fighting for better education at the detriment of the students that you claim to be fighting for.
The fuel queues are gone, thank God.


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